Ruptured Go Fuck Yourself Christmas Special

Well it’s that time of year again. Make sure to put on your paper hat, crack open the eggnog and force a smile while trying to display emotions other than hate and lust so that your family think you’re a normal human being. It is of course Christmas, the perfect time to settle down with your loved ones around a cosy fire and enjoy a good film, preferable a light family orientated affair. Bollocks to that I say. The endless stream of sugar coated garbage (modern cinema) that gets stuffed down our throats at a rate that will probably give us diabetes is the reason I am writing this shit, as a rejection to normality. So allow me to introduce you to an alternative Christmas film that will have you and your family fucking dead people within minutes.

 
Country of origin- Spain

Year of release- 1994  

Director- Nacho Cerdà            

Stars- Pep Tosar, Jordi Tarrida, Ángel Tarris 

 

Aftermath is a 30 minute long short film that features no dialogue and an awful lot of dead people being molested. The films short plot follows a pathologist who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with his job. This ultimately culminates in a horrifically long and savage scene in which the pathologist strips, mutilates and has sex with the body of a female car crash victim. This prolonged scene gives the viewer a palpable sense of emersion into the sick and demented world of clinical necrophilia that this deranged pathologist lives in. The pathologist seems to take out what can only be described as fury upon the cadaver, going so far as to enact the Cannibal Corpse song, Fucked With A Knife before climbing on.

The whole film has a cold clinical feel to it that is greatly helped by the grim and authentic setting, along with the near constant silence expect for the occasional insertion of a classical score or the pathologists heavy breathing, and of course the stunning practical effects. The effects in this film really are amazing, the attention to detail and the incredibly realistic look make the cadavers look like something from a shockumentary rather than a well done effect. Overall it’s hard to find a better film to watch at Christmas. Aftermath has it all, romance, classical music and best of all necrophilia.

So there you have it folks another shitty Christmas special and another year of sick perversity on this rancid littler corner of the internet, all I can say is, I hope you hated it, and I love you all. See you in 2016 and don’t fuck too many corpses over Christmas.