Thursday 9 July 2015

Ruptured Review: Sexandroide

Country of origin- France 
Year of release- 1987  
Director- Michel Ricaud 
Stars- Daniel Dubois

The film begins with a tell-tale sign of quality that haunts many a no-budget 80’s film, and that is the grainy blur of a VHS camera and the oh so irritating static hiss of the tape, of which I’m sadly too familiar with. The first scene begins with a man sitting in a basement, at a table littered with some kind of voodoo paraphernal including a doll and a photograph of a young woman. We than see this young woman in ladies restroom of some kind of dingy bar. It is at this moment that the man in the basement begins to strip the clothes off the voodoo doll of the young woman and we are then treated to a very long shot of her being stripped nude by some kind of unseen force. This scene is executed with all the skill of a dead skunk, as the “unseen force” is clearly someone just out of frame pulling half-heartedly at her clothes. Once she is nude the man in the basement then does something I am still trying to fathom. He sticks a large pin between the dolls legs, and seems to induce the now nude woman’s period! Which, to my great surprise she seems to enjoy immensely. After this, the man in the basement begins to slowly kill her, first by stabbing the dolls eyes and then eventually slitting its throat, which in turn kills the young woman in the toilets.


The film then moves on to its next story which is even more bizarre and features a large pale faced man flogging a very excited woman in some kind of crypt. This story does have a very Devils Experiment/Flowers of Flesh and Blood feel to it, which gave it a very nasty grimy feel which was added to by the low quality picture, sound and dubbing. The final story is the most boring and the tamest, it simply features a woman who is stripped nude and bitten by a vampire, and then feels the need to gyrate and grind her way around his tomb for about 10 minutes before hopping in the coffin with him for what I presume will be some fanged fun.
          


This film could best be categorised as an anthology horror/softcore S&M porno film, with a touch of the surreal and a load of shoddy gore. Although really describing it as a film to begin with isn’t really that accurate, it generally fells more like a grotty modern art installation. To be honest it’s hard to really discuss this film as there is literally no dialogue, just the most poorly dubbed moans and screams you can imagine. There is also no plot, not even a hint. And don’t even get me started on the z grade acting and cinematography. Frankly if you want to see huge amounts of strange fetishized gore and full frontal nudity by the bucket load then this will be right up your rather twisted street. However if you’re looking for a good film, look elsewhere. This gets a ?/10 from me, because this isn’t a film, it’s just weird old French porn of the kind you find on 8mm rolls of film in safety deposit boxes.       

1 comment:

  1. A question mark is always a good sign when it comes to a film's rating!

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