Country of origin- UK
Year of release- 2012
Director- James Plumb
Stars- Sule Rimi, Kathy Saxondale, Lee Bane
(Contains Spoilers)
I
never like to judge a film before I have seen it, but I had a hard time with
this one. Like most horror fans I love Georg A. Romero’s classic 1968 film Night of the Living Dead. It redefined
the zombie in modern pop culture, and its influence has touched every zombie
film that came after it. So shamelessly cashing in on it with a cheap shoddy “prequel”,
that even tries to rip off the originals poster is a big no-no in my book.
The
film begins with some crappy found footage style camera work that thankfully
doesn’t stick around long. It is being filmed by a group of morons outside of a
small shop, they see a middle aged guy walking past, and they make him go in
side the shop to buy them some cans of lager. They do this even though they are
clearly old enough to do this themselves, for gods sake one of them looks about
thirty. But eventually this poor unfortunate guy go’s into the shop which is
worryingly empty and quieter than a dead mime. He starts looking for the
shopkeeper, and eventually stumbles into the stock room, where there is the
grisly sight of a zombie munching down on somebody’s guts. This poor guy is
pretty alarmed by this, and as he staggers back in horror, the zombified
shopkeeper pops up and rips his throat out. After a minute or two, the guy who
they sent in to get the cans wanders out looking very ill. The morons don’t
seem to notice the fact his throat is mangled, and he looks like the undead,
and so inevitably he bits one of them on the face, before being repeatedly
stabbed. At this point a very anxious looking man arrives in his car, he warns
the morons to get there bitten friend some help, but they take no notice. The
anxious man realizes he is wasting his time, and drives away.
The
film then begins to follow this anxious guy, who appears to be driving to meet
with somebody close to him, to try and find a safe place to hold out against ever
worsening zombie problem. It appears from the information coming from his car
radio, that the dead are beginning to come back and infect the living, he
obviously tuned into the captain bleeding obvious hour! Eventually he runs out
of petrol, and has to start looking for somewhere to get help. Very soon he
finds a farm house with lights on and signs of life inside. He knocks on the
door and calls for help, and gets a double barrel shotgun blast to the face for
his troubles! Yes that’s right the character that the audience thought was
important just got his head blown off at the 20 minute marker, thus rendering
everything in the film up until this point completely pointless.
The
man who pulled the trigger on the anxious guy thought he was killing one of the
zombies, and when he finds out that wasn’t the case he feels pretty damn
guilty, for about 10 minutes. The rest of the film basically just revolves
around the man with the shotgun, and his extended family who are holding up in
the farm house. Which is about as interesting as a cricket bat to the knees. To
say I don’t care about these characters doesn’t even come close, I have seen
better character development from a house brick. The whole group are as one
dimensional as cardboard cut outs, that just had a run in with a steam roller.
Frankly
this film was dreadful in every possible aspect; the acting was laughable, the
cinematography looked as though a five year old had done it. To be honest I
could go on for hours about how boring and terrible this film was, and how it
has the audacity to repeatedly try and rip off the masterpiece that is Night of the Living Dead. So I am going
to give this film 1/10, if you ever feel the need to see this film,
resist.
lol, well this sounds like a real winner...I will be sure to avoid this disease ridden film.
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