Country of origin- U.S.A
Year of release- 2011
Director- David R. Ellis
Stars- Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack
Let me preface this review by
saying I didn’t see this film in 3D, and to be perfectly honest it really
doesn’t matter whether or not you do either.
The film opens with a credit
sequence straight out of a History channel documentary; it’s a medley of swirling
red water and sharks looming towards the camera. The film then cuts to a woman
swimming in shallow water on the edge of a lake, we are them forced to see the
very annoying boyfriend of this woman give her a scare. To say he is an
inconsiderate asshole is a bit of an understatement, he “jokes” around with her
and then swims back to shore. As she continues to swim she is suddenly and
violently torn apart by guess what? That’s right, a shark! This opening did
kind of annoy me, because the dumbass boyfriend didn’t get torn apart which
would have been very amusing to see.
The film then cuts to “Tulane University ”
where we are slowly introduced to are little group of characters. I was
expecting to see an irritating group of whiney collage brats, but instead we
get funny and kind of enjoyable characters. They are still the basic B grade
horror stereotypes; the stoner, the smart guy, the football player and so on.
But I liked them, and I get pissed off at these types of characters very easily
so the fact I liked them was actually surprising.
The group are meeting up to
celebrate a good examine result, by taking an impromptu trip to a lake house
owned by Sara who is sort of the second lead next to the main character Nick.
The group drive out to a boat rental dock on the edge of the lake, but on the
way they bump into two of the most stereotypical racist hillbillies I have ever
seen. This is of course the start of some unintentional comedy, which was great.
After this little confrontation with the hillbillies the group get in the hire
boat and eventually reach Sara’s house, which is predictably massive.
After a few scenes of the
usual collage partying stuff the film starts to get bloody, as one of the group
has his arm ripped clean off by a shark while out on the water. After a
terrible attempt to get there friend to a hospital the group not only loose one
of there number but the boat as well, leaving them trapped on the small island
that the house is situated on. As the group are very gradually picked off by sharks
we begin to realise that perhaps the sharks are not the only thing they have to
worry about.
This film missed a big trick
by calling itself Shark Night a much
more accurate and entertaining title would have been Snuff Films of the Hillbilly Shark Men. This would have not only
advertised the film more accurately, but it would have made me run down the
street in my boxer shorts to go and buy it as soon as I could. This film really
is a cut above the endless shity-shark films that get churned out nowadays.
Sure it had dodgy CGI, yes the story was about as believable as a 70s DJ’s
alibi, but it was fun. Which is not something I tend say about a lot of modern
killer shark movies which are mostly dull, cheap and mean-spirited which is not
a good combination. This film had surprisingly good production values; the
acting was fine and the characters likeable. So I am going to give this one
7/10, it was a lot of fun and well worth a watch. And no I am not going to
explain why Snuff Films of the Hillbilly
Shark Men is a more accurate title, your
going to have to find that one out for yourself by watching the film.